Voice Part: Alto
Major: Biological Basis of Behavior (BBB)
Solos: Keep Lying (Donna Missal)
Upon the prospect of walking from commons to VP, a young Kristen Smith once asked “can we Uber.” Within that same brain lies an intense craving for sour patch watermelon; a candy that matches her vibe: sour, sweet, gone. Born with the notable superpower of being able to spot a Chick Fil A from over a hundred miles away, this hottie has a killer voice that packs a punch. You can tell her anything, and she'll respond with "tea." Tell her you failed an exam? "Tea." You've died in a horrific accident? "Tea." Want anything from Starbucks? "Tea." You can usually find her studying in Stommons with a caramel macchiato, utilizing her math skills at Distrito, or scream-singing at any social event (hey, she’s on social bench!!). Still think Kristen isn’t the baddest bish on this campus? Keep Lying to yourself sweetie.